1. hiddenjumprope:

    nethdugan:

    cakeyeahasexuals:

    asexyhipster:

    Shit People Say to Asexuals

    It’s a great video. Also, I’m in it for about 2 seconds. 

    WHERE. IS. THE. CAKE.

    Yeah, I was going to do something and then couldn’t find a camera that didn’t make a giant whuring sound and, ah, lost track of things. This is awesome though and I’ve heard a good number of these.

    THHHHIIIIISSS!

    I should have contributed, I also have:

    “Just because you are asexual doesn’t mean you can do feminine things that make you look feminine” (It was more so tweezing eyebrows and high heels, easier to combine them)

    “I’m disappointed you wont have kids”

    “That’s impossible, human evolution doesn’t work that way”

    “there must be something wrong with you, natural selection and all.”

    “You can’t be asexual unless you’ve had your genitals removed. Have you been spayed?”

    “I feel so sad for asexuals. It’s a very sad thing.”

    “Wait, how can you want to kiss someone but not fuck?”

    “Kissing is sexual attraction you know”

    Grey-asexual means I get a combination of these and things like,

    “But you do have sex, how can you be asexual?”
    “How can you be asexual if you’re in a relationship?”
    “I thought asexuals just didn’t get into relationships with people”
    “Are you sure you’re not just a prude?”
    “Isn’t it to do with things that happened in your other relationships?”
    “You’re not really asexual if you’ve been with people, especially more than one person.”

    And so on, and so forth.

Notes

  1. a-little-bit-of-ultra-violence reblogged this from cakeyeahasexuals
  2. professional-hater reblogged this from asexyhipster and added:
    My life in 8 minutes. All of these had been told...me. Including the “serial killer” part....
  3. aceofalmonds reblogged this from asexyhipster and added:
    not the worst asexual ever, I can totally tell all the dirty jokes I want!
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    Hey Look there I am XP
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    ldskhgklewhgwg Oh god, I’ve only gotten...couple of these, but, just, aaaauggh. “Don’t...
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  17. nacholatkes reblogged this from cakeyeahasexuals and added:
    I was HOPING that something like this would turn up eventually
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  20. saezutte reblogged this from cakeyeahasexuals and added:
    you can’t be asexual, i’ve seen the fanfic you read, epaulettes.
  21. strainingforward reblogged this from hiddenjumprope and added:
    mild language warning. just reblogging for the relevancy. because I’m pretty sure at least 90% of these have been...
  22. robin-redbreast reblogged this from hiddenjumprope and added:
    Grey-asexual means I get a combination of these and things like, “But you do have sex, how can you be asexual?” “How can...
  23. hiddenjumprope reblogged this from nethenclawpuff and added:
    THHHHIIIIISSS! I should have contributed, I also have: “Just because you are asexual doesn’t mean you can do feminine...
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